~Masala Update~

Our little boy is growing, in more ways than one. In a physical sense he is growing larger, to the point where we looked at him and said "Yeah, time to control your food." We never used to because he was changing from a kitten, and we're new cat owners who don't really know much. But now that he's an adult, we have purchased his #1 enemy - a measuring cup. He's surprisingly kind of okay with it, the only change is that he gets really excited when it's meal time.

He's also growing braver, little by little. I mean he's still a big coward, but before he was a giant coward. One day a fly came in from the balcony, and he was terrified. He ran and hid under the sofa, and let out sad meows until I drove away the scary monster. But now a few months later, the same thing happened. In the interim he seems to have grown a (small) spine, and decided instead to swat at the little bugger. He drove it back outside, and seemingly happy with his hunting skills, had a bounce to his step for the rest of the day.

~End of Masala Update~

For other news, the Thai semester is over, and it's summer break. The only downside is that it isn't for anyone else. Friends are at international schools (which have a weird hybrid of an April break for Thai new year and shorter "western" summer break), and Ella is at a university (and is working summer semester). I've had a few weeks at home figuring out how much I can pet Masala before we both get tired of it, but eventually I decided I need a change of pace. So for the first time in a while, I decided to take a solo trip. But I also wanted to be back in Bangkok for weekend shenanigans, so I didn't go too far. I thought I'd go to some area of Thailand that people don't often go to, and settled on hopping between three different places up near the Laos border. I knew nothing about this area before coming, just that there was a small airport and the flight was $25. But I found that it has a lot of history and not many (but some) interesting things to see.

~Nan~

Nan is where the aforementioned airport is. It's a town of about 20,000 people sandwiched between a mountain range to the west and the Laos border to the east. What I learned while I was here is that Nan started as its own kingdom around 1280. It was conquered by the Lanna Kingdom (Chiang Mai) about 200 years later. After that the Burmese invaded, and Nan was actually abandoned. In 1780 the Siamese drove the Burmese out, and Nan was a vassal kingdom of Siam. Then around 1930, it became incorporated into modern Thailand when its final king died. At the Nan National Museum, which used to be the palace, I got to see the last king (well, his urn). They also have a royal relic called the Black Ivory, and it is said that he who holds the black ivory will rule Nan. Unfortunately it is behind glass, but I assume that if I Oceans 11ed it out of there the kingdom would return with me as its ruler.

Other than that there's not too much to do in Nan? They're known for their paper lanterns, far too fragile to throw in a backpack. I got to see a lot of temples, and I gotta say, digging their temples. I know I'm pretty pessimistic about Thai temples but theirs each have something a little special about them. Wat Phumin has art on the walls that is 500 years old, Wat Ming Muang has an all white exterior that is pretty impressive, and Wat Sri Pan Ton has a facade covered in gold. I also hiked up to Wat Phra That Khao Noi for a great view of the city. Also they seemingly grow a lot of coffee and fruit here, and aren't shy to mix them together. Weird choice, but I guess I don't hate Apple Americanos.

The Nan Noble House

Wat Sri Pan Ton

Wat Phra That Khao Noi

Wat Ming Muang

~Phrae~

But after a day and a half in Nan, it's on to Phrae. Just about two hours away, it was also an independent kingdom. In fact, Phrae and Nan were buddies. As the legend goes, the kings both agreed on a meeting to decide the borders of their territory. Nan arrived on a buffalo, and Phrae arrived on a horse, which remain the symbols of each city today. Phrae has virtually the same story to Nan, only being older by about 50 years. After that, conquered by Lanna, Burma, abandoned, vassal, and then part of Siam. Phrae became part of Siam about 30 years earlier though. They had something called the Ngiao Rebellion, where during their vassal kingdom status, the locals had an uprising and tried to kick out the Bangkok administrators. Didn't work out well for them, and their last king died in exile in Luang Prabang, Laos. (Luang Prabang is amazing btw, and my favorite place in Laos. It's unknown exactly where the King of Phrae is buried.)

Now a town of about 15,000, I like Phrae a little more than Nan. It's more walkable, with narrow streets and restaurants that are very approachable from the road. Nan seems designed for cars first and people second, which makes it feel less inviting. I started off in Phrae by visiting The Free Thai Museum, which talks about the Thai guerilla fighters in WWII. When Japan invaded, Thailand didn't stand much of a chance, and was forced into declaring war on the allies. Not everyone agreed to capitulate though, and Phrae decided to fight back. It sort of worked out? Japan still controlled Thailand, but they had to commit a lot more soldiers to deal with the insurgency.

Phrae's big claim to fame though, is their teak wood. A lot of buildings here are made of it, and they like to paint them, a little unusual for Thailand. They have a kind of "southern US plantation" feel to them. Even the Pizza Company (a chain like Pizza Hut) got in on it, and hilariously enough has one of the prettiest buildings in town. There were some others though, like the Khum Vongbori House, or Khum Chao Luang, where Rama IX once stayed at. They even have a Wat made out of teak wood, which I've never seen anything like before. The guesthouse I stayed at was like that too. Lovely old lady's house, it was basically like staying on a farm - with roosters to wake you up and no AC. I didn't mind, though I needed to escape to coffee shops during the hottest part of the day. But aside from pretty buildings and some temples, that's about it for Phrae. Onto the next and final destination, Lampang.

 

Wat Chom Sawan

Khum Vongburi House

Wat Phong Sunan

My guesthouse

Pretty sparse, but enough for me

The very beautiful Pizza Company

~Lampang~

A city of about 60,000, stopping in Lampang felt sort of like being back in a city. They even have a McDonald's, so like, they're pretty fancy. Lampang is usually just a train stop on the way to Chiang Mai. It's rare people visit, but the train is partly why I'm here - I'm taking the overnight train back to Bangkok, and I love sleeping on trains. Something about the movement puts me to sleep instantly. Plus you save on a hotel, and the train stations are usually conveniently in the center of town.

History wise, Lampang's is similar to Phrae and Nan but shorter. Being only about 60km from Chiang Mai, they were always part of the Lanna Kingdom - then Burmese, then Lanna again, then Siam. A fellow from Lampang actually ended Burmese rule in the region by assassinating the leader, so there's that I suppose. Also, funny story - Lampang was one of the major bases of Japan during WWII, and the Americans sent out bombers to destroy it. Except they accidentally flew to the nearby and similarly named town of Lampun, said "Whelp, no Japanese here", and went home. Which, despite not being Thai themselves, is just so on brand for Thailand.

But despite being much larger than the previous two destinations, I found that Lampang had less to do. A few people recommended I visit a cave with ancient writing on the wall, which does seem kind of interesting, but it's also like 50km away from the city. Those writings would really have to be something, and with only a day and a half here, I thought I should pass. Lampang is well known for their ceramics, so I took a tour of the Dhanabadee ceramic factory that was somewhat interesting. They of course sell things too, for surprisingly cheap - like, most statues and things were around 100b (~$3). Not that I'm a "ceramic guy", I'm more of a "nothing guy". But it seems like this stuff could easily be sold in the US for 10, 20 times that price.

I also went to a museum called Ban Pong Nak, which is in an old teak house, very similar to in Phrae. What I didn't know is that it was on an active army base. When I got to the gate these armed soldiers came out of the guard house, and there was a quarter second of "Oh boy did I mess up?" But no, typical of Thailand, they were all smiles and let me onto the base. The guy working in the house was named Q, who couldn't be nicer, and spoke excellent English as well. He gave me a private tour, and told me about how Thai royalty has stayed the night there as well. He clearly knew a lot, telling me about why this thing and that thing were important. Then he would just take it off the wall and hand it to me to take a cool photo. I'm not used to history museums being a "hands on" experience, so this was pretty memorable for sure.

The next day, I was sort of at a loss what to do in Lampang. The hostel didn't have any recommendations, and my Googling came up pretty empty. Other than ceramics, I heard Lampang is famous for still using horse-drawn carts downtown, so I wanted to see myself a horsie. As I was bouncing around between temples (Wat Chiang Rai and Wat Si Rongmuang were worth a look), I finally saw one. I got so excited, I asked if I could ride one. They said yes, for 300b (~$10), and it would take an hour. I didn't want to ride an hour, so I asked if I could ride for 15 minutes. They agreed to that for 200b. That was good enough for me, got to see my horsie. Ding ding!

 

I really had nothing else to do in Lampang, so I just spent the afternoon at the mall to avoid the heat. In the evening I went out to the night market, and I saw nearby there was a temple called Wat Phra Kaew. That got my attention, as it is the same name of The Grand Palace's temple in Bangkok. Turns out the Emerald Buddha, a very important (maybe the most important) relic of Thailand used to be here as well. I decided to do some research, and it turns out that statue has moved around a lot. And accidentally, I've been to every place it resided except one - where it was discovered.

1) Wat Phra Kaew - Chiang Rai, Thailand ❌
2) Wat Phra Kaew Don Tao - Lampang, Thailand ✅
3) Wat Chedi Luang - Chiang Mai, Thailand ✅
4) Wat Xieng Thong - Luang Prabang, Laos ✅
5) Haw Phra Kaew - Vientiane, Laos ✅
6) Wat Arun - Bangkok, Thailand ✅
7) Wat Phra Kaew - Bangkok, Thailand ✅

Wat Chiang Rai

 Wat Si Rongmuang 

Seems I need to go back to Chiang Rai to finish chasing that statue. But that's for another time, because my time bouncing around the rural north had come to an end. After a local market I had one more stop - if you're familiar with the story "Anna and the King / The King and I", this is where her son lived, as he started a lumber industry here in Thailand. Okay. Neat. But it was off to the train station for my overnight back to Bangkok. After arriving, I stayed in the station for an hour or so to meet Ella. We topped off everything with a day trip to Bang Pa In, a palace north of Bangkok. Maybe this wasn't my most exciting trip ever - it was a lot of chilling, slow walking, temples, and copious amounts of coffee. But I think that's pretty much the typical Thai experience. 

~~Masala Update~~

Should this be a regular thing now? Masala is roughly 10 months old now. I say "roughly" because we don't actually know, the shelter's best guess was that he was born around March/April. Thus we have decided that his birthday shall be April 1st, because he is a silly boy. We plan to give him his very own fish on that day, and apparently this is now what passes for excitement in our lives.

It seems we're always learning new things about him. He is still obsessed with bread, but beef is probably his new favorite thing. Beef isn't so common in Thailand, but recently I bought some to make chili. I browned it beforehand, so I made sure to save him a piece. He went ballistic. I have never seen him eat anything that fast. Actually the next day I was chopping up the beef I had frozen, and a small piece shot off the counter. Strangely enough, it landed on my foot. He saw it and made a dash for me, while I raised up my foot to keep him from eating raw meat. He stood on his hind legs to try and get high enough, and here I am dancing around the kitchen on one foot while he's trying to streeeeetch a little further and get that yummy snack. But I snatched it with my other hand, and then wanted to grab a tissue to wash off the meat juice. But he could still smell it, so he chased me all the way to the bathroom, desperately trying to lick my foot the whole way. So yeah. Dude likes beef, probably more than fish. I even gave him some roe from my sushi, and he didn't eat more than a bite or two. Maybe for his birthday I should give him a plain hamburger instead.

But aside from food, his behavior is coming along. He's quite polite about never using claws on people, even when playing. We're working on getting him better with play biting, and using his words instead -  thankfully that happens rarely now. His morning routine is really cute. He knows what time our alarm is set for, and I've caught him just waiting patiently near the bed. When the alarm finally does go off, he instantly jumps in bed with lots of "meow meow meow!" so we can get his cuddles. Also we've discovered that he likes to play tag. He'll just randomly sneak up on you, tap your ankle, and run away. You can do the same to him, though he has a funny way of coming after you - he'll go into stealth mode, stalk around corners, and sneak around until he's finally within striking distance. But instead of immediately tagging you back, he stops, and looks at your face as to say "You have lost, pathetic human. Beg for your life." THEN he taps your ankle and runs away again, and the game continues as long as you have patience, or he floofs on the floor.

 ~~End of Masala Update~~

Now to switch gears, Thailand still hums along, we even had an election a few days ago. I love how Thailand does their elections, because it's pretty much the same way they do their night markets - set up some tents, have some snacks, boom. Done. Seems that the Bhumjaithai party got the majority of votes, which is considered conservative. But for my American folks, conservative here does not mean Republican, GOP kind of conservative. Bhumjaithai supports more traditional values like the monarchy and family, and to that end they favor strong social welfare and public spending programs. Funny how, when there are 20+ parties, you get Coke Freestyle flavor combinations people in the USA didn't know existed. Which, by the way, how's it going over there guys? The latest season of "Trump 2" is pretty bonkers. I try to stay up on things because it's important, but the more I stay up on things the more glad I am that I don't live there anymore. Actually the other day I was teaching more Year 12 students about logical fallacies, and one that came up was the Straw Man fallacy. When I was planning my lesson, I realized that I am overwhelmed with examples from American politics, that I had to keep switching my brain to other topics. Seems everyone is just out to paint the other side in the most unflattering way possible, and that's just sad. Not that groups such as ICE needs any help to be painted in an unflattering light, but it seems any sort of nuance or empathy has just been smashed into pieces. It's a sad situation, and all I can do is sit here and hope the country finds its footing, and things change to being a more understanding and kind society.

But if you're interested in a move to Thailand, there is no shortage of positive things to keep you busy. Every weekend we're usually up to something, in large part because of Ella's efforts. She always has something in mind, especially on Saturdays. Be it some sort of floating market, park, or other interesting place, she's the go to person for knowing whats up in Bangkok. For example, we went to a concert celebrating a night market's 15 year anniversary. In typical Thai fashion, if there is a way to have fun with something, they'll find it. They had gogo dancers, a marching band, vintage cars, and a firework show that rivaled the city's New Year's celebration. It was a fun time, but I think I am too old for concerts, or more accurately, I don't think concerts have ever really been my thing. They are too loud, and this is not an old man thing, even when I was in my 20s I thought they were way too loud. I want to hear the music, but I also don't want it to be painful? Anyway, there were some good bands, even some that I recognize with my rudimentary knowledge of Thai music. But regardless of the concert, the real draw is to hang out at a good market, with good friends, and have a good time. Speaking of friends, we were lucky to have quite a few visitors for the holidays. I think we're up to 4 or 5 visitors now? Some were friends, some were friends of friends, and even parents of friends. The parents were just as awesome and he is, they even went out drinks and karaoke.

For other adventures, I just put "museum" into Google Maps, and oh boy there are a lot of places I had never heard of before. Some were a bit so-so, or one room kind of places, but actually some were really interesting. For example, The Thai National Bank Museum isn't something that is probably on most people's radar, but it was interesting seeing the old notes and printing machines. Plus they have, I think, the most beautiful library in the city overlooking the river. Nearby, there is also the Bang Lamphu Museum - oddly enough, it's where those printing machines used to be. After it was turned into a district office, and now it's kind of a hybrid museum exploring money and the local district. There's also the Rattanakosin Exhibition Hall, which we have been to before, many years ago. But they have another section, maybe new, that explores Thai life - complete with a "It's a Small World" style boat ride, which is just so Thailand. We also went to the Royal Thai Air Force Museum, which I had been to once, even before I met Ella. It has a lot of older planes, with the newest probably being an F-16. But it's still interesting, and I like that they let you climb in some of them. Oh and to round out the list, we went to DiB Bangkok. An odd place full of experimental, contemporary type art. They had an exhibit where you were invited to hit a wall with a metal baseball bat. Yes really. I assumed the wall was stone.

It was not!

Turns out it was hollow metal, which you can imagine creates quite a sound. Anyway, I feel I've talked a lot and even left a few places out. But I think I'll end with some photos, plus a video of me hitting the wall and being quite shocked at the ruckus.

Thai Railway Museum

Rattanakosin Exhibition Hall

DiB Contemporary Art Museum

Chulalongkorn Natural History Museum

Thai National Bank Library

Thai Air Force Museum. Smooth flying!

Bang Lamphu Museum