Sunday, June 30, 2013

Listen up America - you're doing wine tasting wrong. (And thanks to the NSA, America is listening!)

Taipei's Wine and Gourmet Convention was near the 101, and was only $500 ($17 US) to get in. Did I mention it was all you can drink and eat? Granted the food selection wasn't fantastic, just some breads, cheeses, and assorted meats on toothpicks. Still, I consumed a boatload of wine and got thoroughly drunk. Since it's a tasting and not a boozing, this was initially not an easy thing to do. I was getting frustrated by the meager, 1/5th of a shot samples they were giving out. All of that changed when I found Ukranian guy.

Ukranian guy was about to become my best friend. I tried his wine, which admittedly was a pretty good wine - though I'm hardly qualified to say what was good and what was not. Still, I liked it. Then he asked me if I would like to sample some vodka. Well, of course! So he pours a shot of vodka, which was fine, but not really exceptional. I think he could tell from my reaction I was unimpressed, so he says "Wait, wait." and turns around.

He opens up his backpack, pulls out another bottle with a label I cannot understand - however it looks like it was made on a home inkjet printer. He puts it down on the table, gets a 2nd shot glass, and says, and I swear this is true, "Da, I drink with you.", in the most stereotypical accent imaginable.

Several shots later, I find my friends and we head out to dinner. I was not terribly hungry after all the samples, but dinner is dinner. Initially everything was normal. Getting to the MRT, going to the other station. However, after coming off the MRT the vodka began to make its presence known. Much of the night was a blur after that, but I did manage to get one good picture at dinner. So you could say I had a good time.


Of special note is that on the way home, I noticed that suddenly, two new MRT stations had appeared. One of those, Danfeng, is closer to my home than the other one I had been going to. So I thought, well hey, I might as well take the new one. And amazingly despite never having been to this station before, I did make it home. I thought I may have imagined that station being a product of drunken stupor, but it turns out the yellow line randomly got two stations added to it.




I don't know how, but the next morning I did not have a hangover and was going to go to Yingge with Tiffany. Yingge is a city just a bit away from Taipei, and is the pottery capital of the country. While yes this sounds boring, the reason I wanted to go is they have a thing where you can make your own... whatever. I have expressed my dissatisfaction with my clearance rack, overly adorable coffee mug, so I wanted a proper one. So off we went via the train, and I got to try pottery having literally, 0 minutes of experience under my belt. After sculpting it you can put on some fine details, which I was incredibly terrible at. After looking at Tiffany like a lost puppy dog, she took my crazy scratches and made them look pretty "Oh, it's just like doing makeup!" Shut up, this cup will be for manly drinks. I actually did the Chinese writing (go me!). That's my Chinese name, 向陽, which means "Towards the sun".

The rest of Yingge is kind of cool, but not overly exceptional. I did find an Indian guy selling samosas (woo!), and a lady making dragonfruit smoothies. Dragonfruit here, I am surprised to learn, is a very rich purple color. This makes your smoothie more appropriate for signaling traffic than drinking, but it tasted good nonetheless. There was also a giant Iron Man statue, so that was interesting as well.

I guess Yingge is pretty cool after all.



 

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

So today I'm doing something different. I don't know if this is my permanent new goal, but I've set out to eat every snack / drink at my local 7-11. Taiwan, like China, has no shortage of just... odd stuff. So here's a bunch of thing's I've eaten, and my thoughts on them.

Apologies if the formatting looks weird on your phone/PC. I suppose captions on picture's aren't usually so large, so Blogger is flipping the hell out. Anyway, hope you enjoy a brief tour around a Taiwanese convenience store.

7-11 Maple Pies - Pastry-like snacks with a bit of maple flavoring. They're incredibly flaky, but fortunately easy to eat in 1 bite.
CATCH Chocolate Bar - A really good, rice crispy chocolate bar with caramel inside. Kind of like a 100 Grand, but more crunchy!
YoGoFresh - A white and clearish, milky drink combined with something like Gatorade. It wasn't too bad, but I didn't end up finishing it.
7-11's Chocolate Cake - Along with an impromptu candle for my birthday! Pretty standard chocolate cake with spirals of chocolate goo inside. The chocolate was a little "chalky", but overall pretty good.
Hey Song Black Pine - I don't really know why this is named "Black Pine", but it's basically sparkling white grape juice. Nothing exceptional about it, but a little too sugary.
Crunky Bar - I love the name of this! Crunchy wafer and caramel inside, surrounded by chocolate and... corn flakes? Pretty good overall.
Choffers - I think you can imagine how this would taste. It's pretty heavy on the wafer with only a touch of chocolate. Really crumbly, and it tasted so-so.



Ocean Spray Cranberry Tomato Juice - I don't know how thought to put these two things together, but they should be shot. It's new, hence the promo sticker on it. I took a sip and promptly threw the rest away - disgusting! Also shout out to the new Subway that just opened up nearby.
Entertaining Mini's - Tiny, sticky, swirly crackers with apparently BBQ flavor on them. I couldn't really agree with it being BBQ, but they were surprisingly sticky. Small bag, but they're small and it was pretty jam packed.
Jagabee French Fries - For $50, these are a bit of a ripoff. You get about as many as in a McDonalds small fry for nearly twice the price. No microwaving necessary, they're just crispy potato sticks. Not bad, but overall not worth it.
Always Bar - Chocolate and wafer mix with what I think is almonds on the outside. Pretty good, it tasted more like an energy bar than a candy bar though.
Suntory Premium Malt Pilsner - Recently my local 7 has been getting a lot more beer in, and this was the first I tried. As to be expected from a macrobrew, it's not terrible but doesn't really do anything great. For being a pilsner, it didn't really have a hoppy flavor, and overall was just far too light for my tastes.

Tuesday, June 18, 2013


I promise this is my last post about mountains because... I'm done!! Zhongyong at 325m and Qixing at 1120m brings the grand total to 8893m, exceeding Everest by a mere 45 meters. Whew!

Now before I talk about that and other stuff, I'm kind of sad, in a way. I had this goal, and now it's over. At the moment I don't really have any idea for what I should do next. I'm a little concerned that now my blogs will become less frequent, as I always had the latest hike to talk about. I'm hoping to come up with some other regular thing to fix that. I'm also concerned that my legs will go back to being not as great as they are now. Seriously, I think I could kick through a block of cement with all the hiking I've been doing.

Anyway backing up this picture heavy blog, recently we had Dragon Boat Festival. What is Dragon Boat Festival, you ask? Actually you probably didn't ask that. But basically it's where a bunch of people race boats shaped like dragons. Cool in theory, but it's really just an excuse to go have a picnic with friends, probably drink... it's kind of like a football game. You're there for hours, but the cumulative time where something happens is measured in minutes. I missed the one in China, so I made it a point to go to this one - even though I didn't really stick around all that long. I couldn't find anyone to go with me, and honestly this place was just filled with foreigners. Taiwanese were the minority, by far. It felt really weird. I don't mean it as a racist thing. Imagine it like this - you live in English-speaking America, and go to see a baseball game. For some reason, the entire stadium is filled with, I dunno, Swedes. I like Swedes. Swedes are cool. But everywhere you look, suddenly there are blonde haired tall people speaking Swedish. It makes you go "Where the hell am I?"


Right so, dragon boats out of the way I had the rest of the afternoon to kill. Still knowing Qixing Mountain would be short a few hundred meters, I set off to one of the last easily accessible places I knew how to get to, in Neihu District. Zhongyang Mountian was pretty cool, and getting to it was a snap. There was a very impressive temple just about 50 meters short of the summit. I pointed out a few blogs ago that I ran into a temple up in the mountains with heavily subsidized juice boxes. This one was equally awesome - the monk invited me inside to show me their fancy reverse osmosis water fountain to refill my water. He also pointed me over to a balcony to get a good photo. He was right.

The summit actually didn't have that great of a view due to all the trees, so I backtracked a little bit to see the dragon bridge. Supposedly it's a dragon's spine because it spans two different mountain ranges. I will admit it's a cool bridge, but there's nothing on the other side aside from more houses. So for me... that's kind of cool, I guess?

Anyway I know what you're thinking, and the temple fun does not stop here. Tiffany and I went up to Maokong for the day, and we stopped by Zhinan Temple. They had a cool looking bell at their donation box. I asked Tiffany that if I put in money, that means I can ring the bell. She gave a "sure, whatever you want" answer. Anyway I rang the bell, and it was everything I could have ever hoped for. The worker there invited us in the back to find our respective "gods", based on what year you were born. She didn't want us taking photos, but for all you 1984 folk, our god has two extra hands coming out where his eyes should be. We give the best high fives EVER!

We stopped at a restaurant up there, which had draft beer - something I have yet to see with any frequency. I also noticed on the menu they had Belgian beer. A little more expensive, but I thought why not - I haven't had a good beer in a while. I went up to the bar to let the bartender know. He responded with "What kind?" I was a bit confused because there was only one listed in the menu. I said "Well... what kinds do you have?" He said he would check and bring them over to the table.

So I sit down, he comes back with some bottles. He says "Okay, I have cherry, strawberry, and banana." I am quite confused at this point. I look at Tiffany to see if I am understanding his Chinese correctly. I ask "This is beer?" he said yes and put the bottles on the table. It turns out it is some 1.5% ABV beer made in Taiwan, by the glorious Belgian Beer Company. You've gotta be kidding me - anyway he went to all that trouble so I got the cherry. It tasted like soda.

Right so onto Qixing. Qixing is the tallest mountain for quite a distance, until you get up into the range that runs through the middle of the island. It's also a dormant volcano so, that's fun. I took the bus out to the base and poked into the visitor center. It was pretty dead at 10am on a Tuesday, and the one guy working there started speaking to me in English. He was all too eager to tell me about the mountain, and all the other stuff nearby. He seemed so excited, I didn't have the heart to tell him I was just going to the summit and then leaving, as I had to get to Chinese class. That's when I learned it was a dormant volcano. I asked when it was going to erupt. He said he was not sure, but he has a pretty good feeling it wouldn't be today. Good enough for me!



Joking aside Qixing is damn tough. The trail is about 3km. The height of the mountain is 1.1km. You do the math. This was a really steep trail. I had to stop and rest much more often than I needed to in the past. However, it was completely in the shade up until the last 100m or so, so that made the sun and heat less of a factor. It actually got a little chilly near the top with the wind blowing. There was a school trip going up as well, and I passed them near the end. It was a pretty long line though, so "passing" them took a few minutes. I said "Excuse me" in Chinese and they thought it was hilarious. They wanted to practice their English, but honestly I was so tired I didn't want to talk. I double timed to make it out of the impromptu lesson.










Anyway, I finally made it to the summit and just about died. As you can see from the photos it just opens up for a great view of the area. A lot of green, which looked very strange. Up there I met a couple from LA who are ethnically Taiwanese, back to visit the family. We traded photo taking privileges, and I think the one here exemplifies just how frakking tired I was.

Looking at the time though, my rest was short lived - my Chinese teacher would kill me if I was late for my lesson!


Double timing it down the mountain, it was predictably much easier. I went down the other side which is home to a bunch of sulfur vents. When the trail passed through them, the temperature jumped about 10 degrees C, and the place smelt of the 4th of July and rotten eggs. While the first one was cool... and the 2nd... by about the 10th sulfur vent I was sick of their stupid faces. The trail ended in one giant one, which was also next to the bus station. That poor driver.




This bus was a small one, going to the next big area where I could take another back to the MRT. I had about 15 minutes before it left, so I walked around the area. Turns out there are cows there. The signs warn you not to go near the cows. So the first thing I did was go near the cows.







Pfft, signs aren't the boss of me.

So I hurried back to the bus, which was about a 40 minute ride. Unfortunately it was a 40 minute ride through back mountain roads. And it was crowded. And I was standing. And I was exhausted. By the end of the baaaack and fooooorth, baaaaack and foooorth motion of the bus, I was either going to throw up or kick grandma out of her seat. When I got to the MRT, I pushed the stop button with quite a bit of vigor.

Whew! That brings us to now. My next entry may be a big trip a month from now - we have a week off for summer vacation, and I'm planning to circle the island. Well, except the island really isn't circular... let's say I'm going to potato the island.

Probably with fewer cattle, also.

Saturday, June 8, 2013

I tried to be artsy
Let's get the rants out of the way... GO!

I want to punch Facebook in their Face...book. I guess it's inevitable that for every site redesign they do, people will get mad about it. However, I do give them a little bit of credit - this one is much prettier. Unfortunately it broke almost every functionality they had, so much so that I can't even arrange photos anymore - so my albums are a random mess.

Skype has decided to start blocking random 3rd party apps, including the one I used on my phone to connect to it and a bunch of other stuff. Thankfully I don't use Skype all that much, but it's still annoying. I guess I could use the official app, but 15MB for an app that sends text back and forth is a memory footprint I'm not willing to take. And for christ sakes, I already run 4.

Taiwan and Japan - BFFs
I told my boss shortly after I got hired I'd want some time off in the fall, as I'll have some friends visiting. No problem, just let me know. I let her know about a month ago it will be in September. No problem, just let me know when you have the dates! Well a few days ago I told her the exact dates, and I would need a few days off of work. Her response was rather tepid, "Well, I don't know what the situation will be like, but we'll see." That didn't exactly give me a warm and fuzzy, but I thought the "we'll see" could mean "I'll go check", so I let it go. I reminded her yesterday that if these dates don't work, she needs to tell me now because plane tickets have been bought, arrangements have been made. She was still being wishy washy because "maybe we won't have people to cover during that time." In my mind I was thinking "Yeah... that's why I'm telling you now... 3 months in advance" Anyway after much holding her feet to the fire she gave me a definitive okay. Seriously, it should not be that difficult.

I guess these waffles are quite good
Alright, rants over! Tiffany, my neighbor Jeffrey, and I went ice skating. I was never great with ice skating, and this time was no exception. I got the hang of it pretty quickly, but I was never graceful. The skates in particular were most uncomfortable, and continued to rub against the bolts I have in my leg. I tried to adjust my socks, the skates, but eventually I could take the pain no more and had to stop. I remember this happened last time, but not as severely. Anyway I think my ice skating days are over. After we went to U2, which is not the U2 with Bono (See, I do know -A- band). It's like a private movie theater where you pick out a DVD, get your own private room with a big screen, and this crazy huge couch to chill on. It's a neat idea, and we watched some Chinese movie about demon hunting. It was... meh.


Behold ye puny 101, and despair!
So for the jesus-christ-let-me-be-done-with-this mountain update, I tackled the 4 Beast Mountains today. Tiger, Leopard, Lion, and Elephant Mountains... DONE... sort of. Panther and Lion don't have any trails to their summit, and it's pretty ill defined to begin with.  There are a few other mountains in the area as well. Jinwu is technically a peak and not a mountain, but I fail to see the difference aside from grammatically.

Tiger - 163m
Elephant - 180m
Nangang -373m
Muzhi - 319m
Jinwu - 375m



As you can see, I am almost as tall as the 101
That brings us to 7448 (84%). Getting awfully close, now! I'm hoping on Tuesday, weather permitting, to hike the tallest mountain in Taipei. At 1120 meters, it will put me painfully close to 100%. Maybe on the way back I'll hop up on some small hill just to make it official. Curse you, Lion and Panther mountain.

In etymology world (the best world EVER) they're named that way because supposedly some dudes thought they looked like those animals. I am skeptical of you, old dudes. A mountain being distinct enough to tell the difference between a lion, a tiger and a leopard? Ya know what all mountains look like? A pile of dirt with snow/trees on it. If you really think it resembles a tiger, I think you could say it looks like almost every 4 legged animal. You wanna name these mountains accurately? Mount Venusaur - you know I'm right. Dude's even got a tree on his back.